WoD - Thursday 29th August, 2019

WoD - Thursday 29th August, 2019

We are nearly there. “Test” week is nearly over. But, not yet.

We are not doppelgangers, we are the real thing! We do one thing and do it hard. However, the real world often tests strength under fatigue and duress. The world is not perfect, far from it, strength/met con would be awesome. Lifting those heavy arsed loads at low heart rates and fresh. Unfortunately, every time I’ve had a fight it’s been with pre-fatigue. Lets see how much of an effect it actually has.

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Four
Set the heaviest weight possible for each lift:
Within 2 Minutes
25/20 Calorie Assault Bike
1 RM Snatch
Rest 6mins before
Within 2 Minutes
25/20 Calorie Assault Bike
1 RM Clean

Post loads, in red for any new personal bests, to the whiteboard…

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WoD - Wednesday 28th August, 2019

WoD - Wednesday 28th August, 2019

A word from the boss…

“In gymnastics, completing a routine without error will not get you a perfect score, the 10.0—only a 9.7. To get the last three tenths of a point, you must demonstrate “risk, originality, and virtuosity” as well as make no mistakes in execution of the routine.”

“Risk is simply executing a movement that is likely to be missed or botched; originality is a movement or combination of movements unique to the athlete—a move or sequence not seen before. Understandably, novice gymnasts love to demonstrate risk and originality, for both are dramatic, fun, and awe inspiring— especially among the athletes themselves, although audiences are less likely to be aware when either is demonstrated.”

“Virtuosity, though, is a different beast altogether. Virtuosity is defined in gymnastics as “performing the common uncommonly well.” Unlike risk and originality, virtuosity is elusive, supremely elusive. It is, however, readily recognized by audience as well as coach and athlete. But more importantly, more to my point, virtuosity is more than the requirement for that last tenth of a point; it is always the mark of true mastery (and of genius and beauty).”

“There is a compelling tendency among novices developing any skill or art, whether learning to play the violin, write poetry, or compete in gymnastics, to quickly move past the fundamentals and on to more elaborate, more sophisticated movements, skills, or techniques. This compulsion is the novice’s curse—the rush to originality and risk.”

“The novice’s curse is manifested as excessive adornment, silly creativity, weak fundamentals and, ultimately, a marked lack of virtuosity and delayed mastery. If you’ve ever had the opportunity to be taught by the very best in any field you’ve likely been surprised at how simple, how fundamental, how basic the instruction was. The novice’s curse afflicts learner and teacher alike. Physical training is no different.”

“What will inevitably doom a physical training program and dilute a coach’s efficacy is a lack of commitment to fundamentals. We see this increasingly in both programming and supervising execution. Rarely now do we see prescribed the short, intense couplets or triplets that epitomize CrossFit programming. Rarely do trainers really nitpick the mechanics of fundamental movements.”

“I understand how this occurs. It is natural to want to teach people advanced and fancy movements. The urge to quickly move away from the basics and toward advanced movements arises out of the natural desire to entertain your client and impress him with your skills and knowledge. But make no mistake: it is a sucker’s move. Teaching a snatch where there is not yet an overhead squat, teaching an overhead squat where there is not yet an air squat, is a colossal mistake. This rush to advancement increases the chance of injury, delays advancement and progress, and blunts the client’s rate of return on his efforts. In short, it retards his fitness.”

“If you insist on basics, really insist on them, your clients will immediately recognize that you are a master trainer. They will not be bored; they will be awed. I promise this. They will quickly come to recognize the potency of fundamentals. They will also advance in every measurable way past those not blessed to have a teacher so grounded and committed to basics.”

“Training will improve, clients will advance faster, and you will appear more experienced and professional and garner more respect, if you simply recommit to the basics.”

Glassman, well guess what, he can write just slightly better than I!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Three
For time:
50 Toes To Bar
25 Front Squats (60/40kg)
100 Calorie Row
25 Front Squats (60/40kg)
50 Toes To Bar

Please get those times up to the whiteboard…

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WoD - Tuesday 27th August, 2019

WoD - Tuesday 27th August, 2019

By now, you should all already be struggling! Stairs are no longer your friends, and your efforts to treat yourself to a “posh wee” are thwarted by DOMs causing you to collapse on top of your porcelain throne and fall entirely scathed and unattractively with a thud!
No solace is can be found from an unsympathetic husband/wife, boyfriend/girlfriend, dog/cat as they look down on you and ask…”what the f**k are you doing?”

And, it is all about to get far worse…

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Two
Complete each round for time:
25 Pull Ups 
75 Double Unders
20/15/10 Power Snatch
Male Loading: 40/55/70kg
Female Loading: 30/40/50kg

Rest 5 minutes between rounds

Please record each round time to the whiteboard…

Really, it’s all his fault!

Really, it’s all his fault!

WoD - Monday 26th August, 2019

WoD - Monday 26th August, 2019

I have a challenge for you guys, and I know just how much you lot love a challenge…do 5 workouts, only!!! If you can! Come in Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday…you get the picture…all week and attend one class with no additional “stuff” before or “things” afterwards and treat the week as a test week. Imagine each workout was 20.1, 20.2, 20.3…you get the picture, and each and everyone of them your absolute all. Pace where you need to, sure, but keep that barbell on your shoulders, pause, and do 3 more reps when all your mind is telling you to do is drop the thing because you can’t!

Ignoring pain and discomfort is not an easy thing to do, the mind is a very powerful tool and can help or hinder. Give yourself targets. Each time you perform movements or when you look at the rounds, plan when you are going to break, if at all. Look at the clock and make that break last no longer than 10 seconds.

Be aggressive with the workouts and hit each as hard as you possibly can; be satisfied. As Coach Glassman said as early as 2007…”Impress me with intensity not volume.”
If you feel that you can do more following each one, go harder tomorrow.

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

One
A:
Within 8 minutes, complete as many rounds and reps as possible of:
3, 6, 9, 12, 15... Thrusters (40/30kg)
3, 6, 9, 12, 15... Bar hop burpees

Rest 2 minutes
B: Within 10 minutes:
Set a 3RM Thruster

Please write individual scores for part A and part B to the whiteboard…

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WoD - Friday 23rd August, 2019

WoD - Friday 23rd August, 2019

Today is a sad day, marking the last week that The Famous G-Man will be with us! Like a true stud, he came on in, full of beans, in some questionable shorts, and kicked butt in the final WoD.
And with a little friendly encouragement from me, ran in the door at 5:49 for the mile run! What was more impressive though is that Melski followed him in, a time of 5:51, I think a 12min PB…must have been those shorts!

*IMPORTANT NOTICE*

Bank Holiday Monday Opening Hours
10:00 - 11:00: Open Gym
11:00 - 12:00: WoD
12:00 - 13:00: Coffee and Cake

CrossFit Cardiff WoD
Within 5 mins, complete as many rounds and reps as possible of:
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 etc ...
Toes to bar
Deficit handstand push ups

Rest 5 mins

Within 5 mins, complete as many rounds and reps as possible of:
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 etc ...
Assault Bike Calories
Pull ups

Get those buddies in for one final time this week and chuck your scores to the board please…

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WoD - Thursday 22nd August, 2019

WoD - Thursday 22nd August, 2019

Every time Ash programs I get the impression that rather than attempt to develop your fitness, he’s just focused on trying to make you lot look good on the beach. A human sculptor if you like, just not a weird one! Well…ish!
He obviously has your best intentions at heart, but is just utterly unconcerned with your bank balance due to providing the requirement for you to be forced to buy yet another pair of jeans.

Anyway, hopefully you lot are all reading this with intact hands!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Back rack walking lunges
10 - 10 - 10 - 10 - 10

That is a lot of arse DOMs right there! Grab a marker and get those times on the board please!

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WoD - Wednesday 21st August, 2019

WoD - Wednesday 21st August, 2019

Wheelbarrow carries…is there a better way to test whether or not your buddy is actually your buddy?! I guess you could pretend that that shoe just fell off, honest! The Rogue and experienced CrossFitter just cracked the workout with his shoelaces untied, slipped right off and…face plant!
The rest of you, who actually like the person who’s clinched (to prevent unwanted and pungent smells making the movement even harder) butt cheeks are swaying around in front of you hold on…for dear life, to stop them finding out just what the floor tastes like!
True buddies!

Run fast, hold on and…listen to the coaches!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

For time:
Run 1 mile
4 Legless Rope Climb 
Run 800m
3 Legless Rope Climb
Run 400m
2 Legless Rope Climb
Run 200m
1 Legless Rope Climb

Please ensure that you control your decent so that you have skin left on your hands, making writing your times up on the whiteboard possible!

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WoD - Tuesday 20th August, 2019

WoD - Tuesday 20th August, 2019

That blew the weekend cobwebs out right? Nothing like a good lung burning workout to get you going on a Monday hey?! Hitting the ground running and getting your week off to a good start, it’s nearly Friday again!

Continue with a gymnastics focus. These rounds are designed to be fast, specifically the HSW, a quick 5m shuffle, fast turn around and back again. Similar with the buddy carries. Just don’t drop the poor buggers! Remember they are your best buds, brought along to CrossFit Cardiff for a fun week, rather than finding out what the floor tastes like!

CrossFit Cardiff Partner WoD
Within 20 minutes, complete as many rounds and reps as possible of:
10m Buddy Carry
10m Handstand Walk (Wheelbarrow Carry as per scaling instruction and workout stimulus)
12 Kettlebell Deadlift (32/24kg)
These are you go, I go rounds.

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WoD - Monday 19th August, 2019

WoD - Monday 19th August, 2019

Happy Monday lovelies. I hope you have had a kick assed weekend, getting after some seriously fun buddy style fitness before messing it all up with copious amounts of the good stuff! For those of you who don’t have a two day hang over or maybe those that do, we have a little thrashing that will kick your week of to a seriously “fun” start!

Remember, if you see a “buddy” wandering around looking lost…give them a sweaty hug!!

Everyone with a hang over loves an interval…

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

5 rounds for max reps:
Within 2 minutes - 
50 Double Unders
9 Burpee Box Jump Overs (24/20”)
Max Calorie Row

Rest 4 Minutes between rounds

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WoD - Friday 16th August, 2019

WoD - Friday 16th August, 2019

Now that the new lights are up I need you all to NOT look at them! not directly anyway. Otherwise you will get a wall ball to the face. Those puppies are bright, and as G-man found out in the morning class, you can’t hide away from shit reps in the dark anymore! Unlucky G.

For those of you who don’t know G, shame on you! He is however, a dawn patrol kind of guy, apart from Sunday’s! Next week is his last! He has had enough of the abnormality of Cardiff and needs to return to more northern parts where, he does have folk look at him funny if his head is shaped like a cone, he does devilish things to sheep and for some reason disables the shower curtains!

Buddy, it has truly been a pleasure. Since the day you were “accidentally” locked in the gym until now, you are a complete stud, a pleasure to coach and truly “get it”. From your efforts throughout any normal class to the commitment you demonstrated during hero month last year, thank you! You really will be missed…don’t be a stranger please!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

6 Rounds For Time:
10 Single Arm Kettlebell Deadlift (R)
10 Burpees
10 Single Arm Kettlebell Deadlift (L)
20 Air Squats 
100m Front Rack Carry (1 Kettlebell)

RX Kettlebell Loading (32/24kg)

Please get those final times this week, for this slightly unusual and certainly challenging workout, up to the whiteboard…

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WoD - Thursday 15th August, 2019

WoD - Thursday 15th August, 2019

A little moist?? That was the term of the day yesterday, and it would’ve been used once more, had Melski not still be out running the mile! When she gets back, in a new personal best time of 23:59.59 then she will more than likely utter, in her thick cockney/Cardiffian accent…”F@@K I’m moist!! Why do we have to bother with this Cardio S**T!!”
She, out of the rest of you legends was probably the least impressed by the whole ordeal. Direct feedback straight to Alex Conroy please!

Lets hope for better…

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Within 5 minutes, complete as many rounds and reps as possible of:
Row 15/12 Calories
10 Double Dumbbell Push Press (50/35lbs)
30 Double Unders

Rest 10 minutes 

Within 7 minutes, complete as many rounds and reps as possible of:
Row 15/12 Calories
10 Double Dumbbell Push Press (50/35lbs)
30 Double Unders

Begin the second AMRAP from where you finished the first

One total score to go to the whiteboard please lovelies…

It’s in case you get chased by a bear Melski!

It’s in case you get chased by a bear Melski!


WoD - Wednesday 14th August, 2019

WoD - Wednesday 14th August, 2019

Rumour has it that the members of CrossFit Cardiff are now far more comfortable with wandering the streets on their hands rather than their feet! Aside from your keys constantly falling out of your pockets the only real drama is that it’s difficult to carry a pint of punk with your foot, and there’s no way you can order a big round!

And now that you are all seriously efficient at muscle ups, you are going to look like bronzed superstars when getting out of your infinity pool.

Now, prey that the weatherman is full of shit!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

For total time and load:

Bike 2 miles 

- into -

Within 15 minutes establish a 3RM front squat

- into -

Run 1 mile 

Get those times and loads up on the whiteboard and importantly, in your logbooks/phones whatevs…

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WoD - Tuesday 13th August, 2019

WoD - Tuesday 13th August, 2019

Tuesday and nearly a week after that hell on earth workout that Hannah programmed: Ass bike, thrusters and muscle ups. Two days shy of a week and I can just about, just about walk without having to lock my knee out prior to my foot touching the ground.
12 years i’ve been doing CrossFit, and other than one period off when I was on a residential course and could only really kettlebell swing, sprint and do muscles ups on the rings I’d strung up in a tree, i’ve been consistently training. Still I get crippling DOMs. I looked like a total bellend all weekend! Well, even more than normal!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Prior to today’s workout we will dedicate 15mins to improving the transition phase of the movement via a drill utilised by Pamela Gagnon. Check it out for reference…
https://www.instagram.com/p/B00-BAqAd55/?igshid=10dlt685evkc1

For Time:
15 - 12 - 9 - 6 - 3
Hang power clean (60/40kg)
Ring Muscle Up

Please get those times up to the whiteboard following the workout…

#bestbuds

#bestbuds

WoD - Monday 12th August, 2019

WoD - Monday 12th August, 2019

I hope you guys have all had enjoyable weekends, albeit slightly soggy!

Next Saturday, as per event posted on the members page, we have a Bring a Buddy event. It’s pretty simple:

  • Select and drag a buddy to the gym

  • Partner with said buddy and perform the workouts created by the mind of the master

  • Win some cool prizes

  • Drink beer and get loose

Saturday will be the first day of a brand, spanking new…bring a buddy week. Running therefore from August 17th - 24th you are welcome to bring a friend or more to the gym with you, free of charge.
All that is needed is to email Davs on dafydd@crossfitcardiff.com, and remind them that not every class ends in beer drinking shenanigans!

Get them involved in something very cool, don’t keep it all for yourselves!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Today we dedicate some time to becoming gymnastic ninjas…

For 15 minutes
Pistol progressions/skill work

15 minutes
Handstand Walk progressions

Complete as many rounds and reps as possible within 10 minutes of:
10 Pistols 
10m Handstand Walk
10 Ab Mat Sit Ups 

Shake off those hamstrings and get your times up to the whiteboard please…

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WoD - Friday 9th August, 2019

WoD - Friday 9th August, 2019

It’s that Friday feeling, likely to be a rainy day as our wonderful weather is taking a break, ready to be shit hot again throughout the September Indian summer that we are going to have!

Anyway, enough bollocks about the weather, you lot have a job to do for me please. Your near and dear, Ashwell, turned the fruitful age of 24 last week! 24, holy shit! One year away from cheap car insurance and access to some of the world’s finest evening entertainment.
Now, as I am such a prick of a boss, he was forced to work on Thursday (the day after his big day) and so Ash unfortunately could not fully enjoy his celebrations. Not nearly to the extent that I want you to lead him to on Saturday night.
Get him out, and get him so smashed that his antics of attempting to climb into his own shoes get him an evil star from the Ms. It is his birthday after all!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

For time:
400m Run
21 - 15 - 9
Deadlift (120/80kg)
Box Jumps (24/20”)
400m Run

Please put your butt cheek burning times up on the whiteboard before dragging the ginger ninja to the pub for Saturday’s pre-drinks.

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WoD - Thursday 8th August, 2019

WoD - Thursday 8th August, 2019

The good thing about partner workouts is that you get to hide in the relative safety of each others suffering, better but sometimes worse in a team, more rest ultimately equals more pain. A way of programming programmed rest without actually calling it so.

Those are the special ones after all, the interval style, vomit inducing moderately loaded barbells that make you wonder the meaning of life. Maybe ones with some cheeky assault bike calories to start? Yep, they are for sure the worst…😬

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

4 Rounds for each time:
20/15 Calorie Assault Bike 
15 Thrusters (60/40kg)
5 Ring Muscle Ups 
Rest 3 mins

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WoD - Wednesday 7th August, 2019

WoD - Wednesday 7th August, 2019

No surprises tonight sorry team. Just heavy arsed barbells causing lots and lots of fun! Taking you into partner workout hump day with a bang and a smile on your face.
There won’t be any surprises tomorrow either, not unless you want there to be that is. As you are all now aware that surprise fitness is the very best kind! Who knows, it may rear its pretty head again sometime. Never trust a CrossFit Trainer…they lie to get you to do painful stuff!

CrossFit Cardiff Partner WoD

Complete as many rounds and reps as possible within 15 minutes of:
30 Double Unders
20 Dumbbell Hang Snatch (50/35lbs)
10 Pull Ups

These are you go, I go rounds. Rest and recover while your partner tears arse! Total rounds completed to the board if you can still hold on to the mark please…

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WoD - Tuesday 6th August, 2019

WoD - Tuesday 6th August, 2019

Well wasn’t that fun! Not the first part as guess what…sprints really, really hurt! But also not the second, as, with no warning or knowledge then no one can sandbag! Sorry not sorry, but you actually have another sadist to blame!

Tomorrow we have something far more fun for you. Kind of. A heavy assed piece, but, it is all the lifts and therefore is gassy and can be as frustrating as whipping the bad of your head on double unders.

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Within 30 minutes and for max weight complete one bear complex:
1 Power Clean
1 Front Squat
1 Jerk
1 Back Squat
1 Jerk (from behind the neck)

Although not advised when at maximal loading, a squat clean thruster into a thruster from behind the neck is allowed. Have fun and get those loads on the board please…

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WoD - Monday 5th August, 2019

WoD - Monday 5th August, 2019

Diversion and confusion are powerful tools, testing commitment and mindset. It was a classic “trick” used by the military…following a brutal load carry, often over distances averaging 15 miles while carrying close to 60kg, completely exhausted and wet through. A 4 tonne truck would come into view, just ahead in a lay-by, and like a beacon of morale lads would speed up; knowing that this vehicle was the gate way to dry clothes, warm fluffy beds (maybe not) and hot food.
But, on approaching the driver starts up his engine and buggers off! Reactions are closely monitored, some are utterly stoic, nod and say…”no problem.” While some grown men throw legitimate tantrums. Like children, they sit down on the floor and give up. Potentially “good lads”, extremely fit and amazing soldiers. It’s not enough.
As the All Blacks say…”good people make good All Blacks.”

There is a point behind all this…

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

For Time: 
500m Row
30 Bar Hop Burpees

Please put times up to the whiteboard…

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WoD - Friday 2nd August, 2019

WoD - Friday 2nd August, 2019

Thank F**K it’s Friday and the is NO more destruction of the shoulder joint!

Still, there is a slight possibility that I might be Suller in this workout, if of course half way around his second round run a large group of Valley Commandos screech their 17 seater mini-bus to a halt just as he is making the turn, rugby tackle him to the ground, sit on his face momentarily in an act of disorientation before dragging him back to the awaiting Aberdare bound pleasure bus. And, upon reaching his sordid destination (as well as en route) performs classic “valleys treats” which can only resemble sexual assault, dumping him back in the same location, energy sapped and far less of a man, but with his right nano lace untied.
Then, and only then, might I stand a chance of beating the whippet.

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

3 Rounds for time of: 
30/25 Calorie Row
800m run

Get your times on the board please team, and remember THE GYM IS CLOSED FOR AN L1 this weekend…

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