WoD - Thursday 4th July, 2019

WoD - Thursday 4th July, 2019

We’ve got a bite team (a disgruntled one at that), and not just one but two! It only took two days! He’s on it, reading every word I know it! Put down the paint brush Groves and get your arse down to the box before it gets worse! Each additional day away increases the pain just that little bit more.

Maybe you are wondering why I have made a sudden assault on Groves? Apart from his Nano’s taking up vital room in my cupboard, it’s really on account of the wonderful face that he is able to produce while on the assault bike. And, I don’t want to deprive the rest of you of the same joy.
Plus I actually miss comments like…”yeah Davs, I’m not actually going to do all of those reps today!”

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

4 Rounds of, complete as many rounds and reps as possible within 3 minutes of:
10 Deadlifts (100/70kg)
10 Bar hop Burpees
30 Double Unders
1 min rest - max rep ab mat sit up

Yep, you ready it right. Instead of actually resting for a minute, just do ab mat sit ups instead! A far better idea! 👍🏼

Please write total rounds of the AMRAP and completed ab mat sit ups to the whiteboard…

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WoD - Wednesday 3rd July, 2019

WoD - Wednesday 3rd July, 2019

Now I know he’s reading it. We have only just begun but persistence is the trick. We need to set up an IG page…#findgroves and hound him until he cracks!
Never take no for an answer, all the bollocks about house renovation is merely an excuse! He’s afraid. Knowing that he has left it way too long to climb onto an assault bike, but now with the knowledge that we have more, more painful death machines he’d rather the plague than coming back to a warm welcome home.

Come on Groves, just come back in, how bad could it possibly be?!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

For Time:
1 Mile Bike
50 Wall Balls (20/14lbs)
1 Mile Row
50 Wall Balls (20/14lbs)
1 Mile Run 
50 Wall Balls (20/14lbs)

Please write your times to the whiteboard and text Groves immediately, tell him what he is missing…

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WoD - Tuesday 2nd July, 2019

WoD - Tuesday 2nd July, 2019

How much fun was that WoD?? Not knowing if you will fly through the high rings at any moment due to a lack of feeling in those guns, legit!

We must rally. Bind together like chalk after Ash has had his sweaty mitts in there, preparing for sprints on the concept 2 bike erg (of course you need chalk)! Over the last few months there has been something missing, a void of banter, making that gym quiet and cold, barren! Of course I am referring to Groves!
Mark Groves to be precise.

Take turns, daily, to hound him. Saturate his inbox, facebook wall, slide into his IG DMs and get that man back! Grove, these nanos aren’t going to train themselves!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Every minute, on the minute, for 10 minute

3 Touch and Go Power Snatch

The goal for these sets is to increase loading throughout. Get those small increments up on the whiteboard please…

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WoD - Monday 1st July 2019

WoD - Monday 1st July 2019

Pinch, punch, first of the month bitches!

Please could you do me a favour this week…when you see Christie could you offer her a warm embrace. Hold her, not too tight, but with a loving squeeze. She will be feeling delicate, having spent the majority of last week not just supping entire flagons of cider, but funnelling them down her neck!
Not just this, but she also had a 20kg Morrisons carrier bag of jammy dodgers to get through. There is a slight possibility that she spent as long in the biscuit aisle as it would’ve taken her to actually consume them!

We all know though, getting the right biscuit is critical! You do not want to rock up with a packet of Rich Tea!

Start the week with a bang, two complex movements that will get your butt and boulders pumping…

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

30 - 24 - 18 - 12 - 6
10 - 8 - 6 - 4 -2
Dumbbell Hang Clean & Jerk (50/35lbs)
Ring Muscle Ups

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WoD - Friday 28th June, 2019

WoD - Friday 28th June, 2019

Come on summer! We’ve been working our nuts off this week to look beach ready! Show us the sunshine. More importantly than the beach, is Glastonbury. Apparently, 75% of the gym’s membership base is attending this years festival, and the coaching team don’t only appreciate the break, but sincerely hope that you all don’t get pissed on too much!

Be aware, in order to actually get any cider, you will need to get up exceptionally early in order to beat Conroy. He loves a good flagon…

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

In teams of 3 and For max reps in 20 minutes:
20 - 15 - 10 - 5 - As Many Reps as possible
1000m - 750m - 500m - 250
Hang Power Cleans
(Male Loading: 60, 70, 80, 90 and 100kg - Female loading: 40, 45, 50, 55 and 60kg)
Row

A cheeky pull and kind of a pull. Scores to the whiteboard please, and enjoy your weekend.

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WoD - Thursday 27th June, 2019

WoD - Thursday 27th June, 2019

Holy forearms, latissimi dorsi and biceps tendons Batman. Next week we shall program the same workout but with 10 press ups added, is there a better way to prep for the beach?!

The problem with excellent anonymous banter is that it is very short lived! Due to the anonymity a retaliation is impossible and therefore as a result, hilarity ceases.
Now you merely have to be punished by a reduced level of entertainment as I am now terrified of inserting a , where it shouldn’t be. A ; out of place or even chucking in too many .’s in an ellipsis.
Now, I can still lead a of 8 heavily armed Marines in a live fire section attack, navigate 4 multi-million pound amphibious landing craft in echelon formation, at night. And intubate a patient when required, through the sunroof of his or her vehicle, and so once I have read my book, I will nearly be the whole package. All that’s left is to do something about my hair.

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

3 Rounds For Time:
40 Walking Lunges 
20 Strict Ring Dips
10 Deadlifts (140/100kg)

Times up to the whiteboard please. Mind the friction burns on your biceps, not sure what I mean…wait until you get in the shower.

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WoD - Wednesday 26th June, 2019

WoD - Wednesday 26th June, 2019

Kelly is one of those old school, vomit inducing, “I don’t really have to drop this Wall Ball” kind of, leg punishing workouts that often causes significant cherry picking.
It did just that many years ago, in the old gym, when we had a complete no show for the old 7pm class, something that hadn’t happened in years.
The remedy was brutally simple. Those who picked the devilish fruit, were forced to perform the workout, until everyone had been through. It was easy. Either that or they were made to walk to the local weir and cleanse their sins!

Now I’m writing this on Monday afternoon, and so and hopeful that I will be dunking some of you in the Taff tomorrow!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

10 Rounds For Time:
10 Pull Ups
10 Toes To Bar

Gymnastic and GRIP central. Try and get your times up please…

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WoD - Tuesday 25th June, 2019

WoD - Tuesday 25th June, 2019

The first day in nearly a week and I can now, just about, walk properly! Which is more than can be said for my mental puppy. He is so consumed by playing with other dogs that he is able to completely ignore any form of pain or pleasure.
Regardless of whether his eyes are barely held open through exhaustion, or if I literally insert his favourite treat up his right (hunting dogs’) nostril, should he spot another playful pooch (not limited to but including any Spaniel, Vizla, Terrier, Bulldog, Lab, Retriever, German Shepherd, Greyhound, Pug or Poodle, a Beagle, a Boxer, a Great Dane and even a Chinese Crested Dog), Oppo does not care, he does not display any prejudice, following a quick star down, the game is on…whether both pups want it or not!

He is, as I have come to know him as…”A little F**ker!! 😉

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

“Kelly”
5 rounds for time:
400m run
30 Box Jumps (24/20”)
30 Wall Balls (20/14lbs)

Get those red whiteboard markers out please you squatting machines. Newly improved times to the board…

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WoD - Monday 24th June, 2019

WoD - Monday 24th June, 2019

Genuinely, I still can’t walk without locking my legs fully out on every step. Wednesday’s repeat hero workout brutalised me. Coupled with the Assault bike sprints and the 90 wall balls I did yesterday, the past few days have not been much fun!

However, on looking back at my score from September, I was actually surprised to find out that I had performed way less work; finishing the set of 46 Thrusters and some double unders last time around. The surprise was the pain. My legs certainly were’t ok after the first experience in September, but they were nothing like that.

I am utterly convinced that the difference in the numbers at least, is the community. Multiple times in the 11 years that I have been doing CrossFit, have I had this experience. Training on your own has never and will never cause athletes to push to their true margins. If you don’t believe me, do Fran alone tomorrow and let me know how you do.

Welcome to the week, I hope your legs are feeling far better than mine, as tomorrow they day has eventually come…retest day

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Back squat
Within 30 minutes establish a 1RM

GET THOSE NEW LEGIT LOADS ON THE WHITEBOARD PLEASE…IN RED MARKER IF A NEW PB!!

Good Luck!!

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WoD - Friday 21st June, 2019

WoD - Friday 21st June, 2019

When I first started CrossFit I thought that it had a vendetta against my measly little legs, punishing them with squats today and lunges tomorrow, deadlifts the next. And then I listened to Sherwood. The sadist creator of CrossFit Linchpin, an online presence that I often turn to in order to punish myself.

Another lesson I powerfully learnt was that CrossFit.com (look at it) programmed it’s workouts to exceed the capacity of the world’s fittest athletes. Now being a Former Marine I thought I was bullet proof, especially when I put the coveted green beret on, now I was 10 ft tall and bullet proof. Or, in the words of Ozzy Man…YEEEAH NAAA YEEEEAH! I remember looking at the workout Angie:
For Time:
100 Pull Ups
100 Press Ups
100 Sit Ups
100 Air Squats
…and thinking “how the f**k am I supposed to do 100 pull ups in a row"?” and then being entirely humbled watching a video of Chris Spealer do it…

“Yeah but his feet are anchored in the sit ups!!!”…Okay!! 👍🏼

Tomorrow’s workout was not gained from Linchpin, nor CrossFit.com, neither was it inspired by either, but it certainly will fit the above statements. Scale, preserve the stimulus, stay safe and fight another day…it will still mess you right up but don’t worry, this time you have safety in numbers…

CrossFit Cardiff Team WoD

Within Teams of 3, 3 Rounds for time of:
15 Overhead Squats (90/70kg)
75 Toes To Bar
75 Burpee Box Jump Over (20”)

One athlete working at any one time.

Please record total times to the whiteboard…

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WoD - Thursday 20th June, 2019

WoD - Thursday 20th June, 2019

Rather than entertain you with yet another hilarious anecdote, I have some house keeping…

The items from the fridge are not for free, on loan, nor do we enforce any form of payment plan. The gym works on a trust policy, it always has. We treat you like adults and fully expect the same in return. If you want something from there it’s more than ok, just pay for it, immediately and in full.
No balancing or IOUs can be accrued, I’m sorry but try doing that at Starbucks and comment how far you get.

The above statement however does not apply to beer. That you can have for free…

“So you’re telling me that your gym gets you fitter than any other could in Cardiff, while hanging out with way cooler people that you could find in any other in Cardiff, gives you free beer but wants you to pay for water…erm…sign me up!”

Anyway, back to it. And I am just a little bit excited about seeing what carnage this workout causes.

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

For Max Calories on the Assault Bike, sprint for:
Round 1: 10 Seconds
Round 2: 20 Seconds
Round 3: 30 Seconds
Round 4: 40 Seconds
Round 5: 50 Seconds
Round 6: 60 Seconds

Between each round rest 5 times the work period. Eg. Round 1 10 seconds sprint followed by 50 seconds rest.

If you hadn’t already guessed, this workout is fun! Please calculate the sum of total calories completed and get them up to the whiteboard…

Oh and guess what’s we’re getting at the box…

Satan’s alternative ride!

Satan’s alternative ride!

WoD - Wednesday 19th June, 2019

WoD - Wednesday 19th June, 2019

Buns (of steel) ok team? Well you have made it through the recent squat focused cycle, with those of you who have smashed your midlines into the next oblivion with Ash and his devilish mobility classes, you can rest assured that whenever you are next required to lift a 1RM back squat, it will be far more than the last time you did so!

*no blame will be taken for those who don’t, especially if it is caused through being total muppets.

Tomorrow we re-visit a Royal Marines Hero from our month of September…

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Royal Marine Corporal Seth Stephens was killed in southern Afghanistan on 1 July 2010.

Cpl Seth Stephens was posthumously awarded the Conspicuous Gallantry Cross for his bravery after rescuing comrades from the Special Boat Service who were pinned down by heavy fire 

In his citation for the award, that is second only to the Victoria Cross, the court heard that the former Royal Marine had "almost certainly saved the lives of his comrades" after exposing himself to enemy fire during a substantial gun battle. 

In a story that has never been told before, the inquest heard that Cpl Stephens was part of a large British and Afghan special forces raid on a Taliban headquarters in Helmand province. 

In the early hours of July 1 2010, Chinooks carrying the teams landed near Haji Wakil village in the Bahram Chah area at 2am and quickly came under determined enemy resistance. 

After more than five hours of heavy fighting the SBS force found "progress extremely difficult" as they fought their way through an orchard coming under fire from all sides, the inquest in Bournemouth heard.

On his own initiative Cpl Stephens, 42, used a ladder to climb a 9ft compound wall and began to fire down onto enemy positions that were attacking the men stranded in the orchard. 

"In adopting this position he would have been acutely aware of his own vulnerability," the inquest was told. 

A SBS commando who followed him into the compound was shot and wounded by an insurgent firing over a 7ft wall close to Cpl Stephens. The commando tried to warn him of the threat as the gunman had a clear line of sight onto Cpl Stephens. 

Between 15 and 30 seconds later Cpl Stephens was shot in the back of the head in the exposed area between his helmet and body armour. 

It is not known how many enemy were killed but outside court Lt Col Freddie Kemp, from the MoD's inquest unit, said it was a "significant firefight but we came out on top". 

Sheriff Payne, the coroner, said: "Cpl Stephens made a conscious decision to move to provide more effective covering fire. 

"He was in a very exposed position under accurate fire at increased risk to himself. 

"That single act of selfless bravery almost certainly saved the lives of his comrades."

Corporal Seth Stephens was a truly popular man. He was blessed with the innate ability to brighten the darkest room; he also possessed a disarming sense of humour. Measured and thoughtful, his strength came from a depth of experience and knowledge that he was keen to share with others.

Armed with a positive ‘can do’ approach to every task, he was a trusted friend and colleague. A team member he most certainly was, but it was as an individual that his true colours were best displayed. Never one to follow the well-trodden path, he was confident in his own abilities and was always looking for new challenges.

Above all else Corporal Stephens was a doting husband and father. His absolute dedication and unfailing love for his family was abundantly clear for everybody to see. He could always be relied upon to be there for his family and friends, whose needs he always placed before his own.

Their loss is immeasurable and our condolences go to them. If there is some solace to be gained, it lies in knowing that Corporal Stephens died doing the job he genuinely loved, alongside comrades that had the utmost admiration for him.

He leaves behind his wife Karen and daughters Heather and Molly.

Corporal Seth Stephens
Within 10mins complete an ascending ladder of:
Thrusters (35/25kg)
Double Unders
1, 10, 19, 28…
7, 16, 25, 34…
Adding 9 reps to each movement each round

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WoD - Tuesday 18th June, 2019

WoD - Tuesday 18th June, 2019

Is it just me or as anyone else’s lungs and forearms on fire?

Now, don’t you guys stress out, tomorrow is planned to be the last exposure, purely to a back squatting heavy day until we re-test our 1RM next week. It is however a little different…we have a wave.
Work as hard as you can to push the loads up on the sets, take a slightly longer rest period on the way back up the reps with the focus being that you are able to squat the same loads.

Grit your nashers as it is going to be hard, hard but lots of fun!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Back Squat Wave
9 - 7 - 5
5 - 7 - 9

Pyramid up and back down in weight. The Goal is to maintain the same loads for the sets of 7 and 9, on the way back up. 

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WoD - Monday 17th June, 2019

WoD - Monday 17th June, 2019

I am extremely excited. In fact, I am as excited as an excited person who…has a special reason to be excited! And the reason why…it is my week to deliver to you a small window into my sadistic mind, done so through some good old fashioned, shared suffering.

And you…are going to love it!

Hopefully you have had awesome weekends, relish tonight, the last time this week that you will find yourself not in excessive amounts of DOM’s induced “discomfort!” 😉❤️😘

It’s all for you!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

4 Rounds, each for time of:
6 Deadlift (70/50kg)
8 Power Cleans (70/50kg)
10 Shoulder To Overhead (70/50kg)
20 Pull Ups

Rest 3mins between Rounds…

Each round is designed to be a sprint where athletes are expected to hopefully move throughout with unbroken sets. Scale loads appropriately in order to achieve this.

Grit your teeth and push hard! If you are able to operate a whiteboard marker afterwards, then please record your times to the whiteboard…

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WoD - Friday 14th June, 2019

WoD - Friday 14th June, 2019

Who’s got that Friday feeling? You know, the super special one where you have to go to A&E and sit in the waiting room without the ability to pick your nose due to the eye watering pain in your arms. There because in the past three days you bicep curled your power cleans, basically climbed a rope without any legs and finally early armed pulled the living crap out of a bunch of Sumo Deadlift High Pull?!
Well don’t fret, you don’t have rhabdo, but you likely do have a sweet pair of pipes to impress the ladies (and lads) on the dance floor tonight! Now just make sure you don’t dance like Davs and you’ll be just fine!

Now then, stand by for ALL the rets of the gymnastics…

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Complete as many rounds and reps as possible within 15 minutes of:
20 Alternating Pistols
10m Handstand Walk
10 GHD Sit Ups

Now that you also have abs that you can wash your knickers on, and an arse that will give folk on St Mary’s street whiplash just write Thank you on the whiteboard…

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WoD - Thursday 13th June, 2019

WoD - Thursday 13th June, 2019

Danny Watson is only one man, but what a hell of a man! The (nearly) Ginger Ninja can climb a 15ft rope 156 times in an hour, now that is a serious feat! Nothing to do with this post (it’s all mainly bollocks of course), but he seems to do something to punish himself for a significant period of time once every 2 - 3 years, all to raise huge amounts of money for charity of course.

Now, the importance of this is technique focused…there is literally no way that he would’ve been able to do so with poor technique, not a chance in hell. As he states, rope climbing is all about legs, “legs and feet”. “And abs!”
Today’s WoD was a great example of how technique always wins. And, with that in mind, keep your eyes peeled for a new class coming soon…

Ps. If you want to laugh until you cry, ask Danny to tell you the story of the competition he attempted to compete in the weekend following the rope climbing record, and the Toes To Bar workout within that comp.
Pps. Many moons ago, Danny was a Coach at the gym, is one hell of a guy and I miss him everyday.

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

5 rounds for time:
10 Sumo Deadlift High Pull (50/35kg)
5 Burpee Bar Muscle Ups

Once your billy biceps have recovered, get those times to the whiteboard…

WoD - Wednesday 12th June, 2019

WoD - Wednesday 12th June, 2019

Now either you lot are cherry picking a strength day, or you’re taking full advantage of the fact that the weatherman is completely full of shit!

Clearly you now officially hate building strong legs and so I can offer ample reassurance that the back squats are only lasting for one more week, and next week we have an added twist.
Following that, normality will be resumed and therefore rather than making you do boring back squats weekly I am more than happy to program multiple variations of vomit inducing assault bike sprints! Which, you all obviously love far more!

Now then, enough of the sarcasm, here’s to Wednesday…

CrossFit Cardiff Team WoD

Teams of 3 complete as many rounds and reps as possible within 30 minutes of:
50/35 Cal Assault Bike
150 Double Unders
3 Rope Climbs

This round can be split as required, one athlete to be working at any one time.

Please record inventive team names and kick arse scores to the whiteboard…

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WoD - Tuesday 11th June, 2019

WoD - Tuesday 11th June, 2019

What did the news say, a month worth of rain is due to fall within a six hour window? Wonderful hey?! Well at least that should mean we are done with it all for the next month? Is that how it works? I seriously hope so!
Speaking of wet weather, not too keen on playing rugby in the rain are you? This Saturday saw a ginormous amount of tactical withdrawals of ball emoji comments, just as soon as the weather forecast was announced.
Well well, all I can say is shame on you, you sun worshipping, wet weather fairies! All the rain really does is make that bacon taste better anyhow!

Lets hope that it clears up in time for tomorrow, 😬…

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

For time:
Run 1 mile
5 Power Clean & Push Jerk (60/40kg)
Run 800m
10 Power Clean & Push Jerk (60/40kg)
Run 400m
15 Power Clean & Push Jerk (60/40kg)
Run 200m
20 Power Clean & Push Jerk (60/40kg)

Place your slightly moist times to the whiteboard…

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WoD - Monday 10th June, 2019

WoD - Monday 10th June, 2019

Just in case you were not aware, the athletes - and they are athletes - who race in the Isle Of Man TT are absolutely insane! They all line up ready to rock, in the pit lanes and in order, mentally preparing to propel themselves on essentially the seat that they are sat on at over 200mph. Just imagine the mental fatigue it must take to focus so much for such a long period of time.
Just a little perspective…even I was blown away by the speed that they travel and the noise caused as a result…I flew from Liverpool airport, 199miles away, taking me 3 and a half hours to get to. The Superstock Race, won by Peter Hickman (google him) was a four lap or 152 mile race. He completed it in 52 minutes. Meaning if he had left Liverpool airport at the same time as me, by the time i’d gotten home i’d have found him sitting on my sofa, drinking my beer and smoking my cigars, stoking my puppy while wearing my slippers once he’d rowed naked in my bed…for approximately 2 and a half hours until I arrived. NUTS!

Anyway, back to normality and something as cool and exciting…a heavy day!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

Back Squat
3 - 3 - 3 - 3 - 3*

The intention is to keep the load as straight sets, at 90% of your 1RM. The load from the first set should scare you, make you consider life, and cause you to either stand up the load with a serious risk of soiling yourself or failing…or both! Get those loads on the whiteboard before you waddle home…

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WoD - Friday 7th June, 2019

WoD - Friday 7th June, 2019

Thank F it’s Friday! Mainly because I am coming home so you don’t have to put up with pictures of bikes and boring blog posts (no pressure).

Remember now team, the gym is closed for an L1 this weekend and so we have a couple of alternatives.
Saturday: 10:00 - until the last person is standing: Touch Rugby. Meet at the Roath Park Rec
Sunday: 18:00 - 19:00: Get stretchy strong with Liv and someone called Zen

If you choose not to learn and play new sports, use your fitness in a fun, outdoors type of affair, with your buddies who likely will all congregate on the nearest coffee/breakfast/ice cream joint, all muddy like…then enjoy your weekend you loooooooooooosers! 😉

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

For time:
21 - 18 - 15 - 9 - 6 - 3
Hang Snatch (40/30kg)
Box Jump Over (24/20”)

Go hard and fast, sprint the hell out of this workout, just like those nutcases at the TT…I had to get it in somewhere. Scores on the board and enjoy your weekends…

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