Pure and utter stud muffins. That was the general vibe amongst the UK CrossFit community this weekend, especially when the majority of them saw Aris (The Greek God/Adonis) come over the rise and spring like a man possessed up a hill thrashing all competition into the ground, making them wish that they were all back at home sucking on their own thumbs!

Just imagine, running for all your worth, winning, and merely glancing over your shoulder to see the pain in the faces of the weaklings behind you…only to be confronted by a steely eyed dealer of death, hunting you down like Ash on 16 scoops of ice cream. Scary image!

They battled all weekend, well, in reality stupid workouts involving lifting stones and getting up and over stuff and throwing lorry tires in the air got annoyingly in the way of some serious tanning, ball throwing, swimming and the absorbing of sand into every orifice possible! Good luck getting rid of that, car sized hoover attachments is the advice from a beach dwelling veteran!

Finish placements
Flexual Healing - 22
#CliveOnTour - 24


CrossFit Cardiff Partner WoD

Complete as many rounds and reps as possible within 20 minutes of:
Run 400m
20 Synchro Dumbbell snatch (50/35lbs)
10 Synchro Burpees Over the Dumbbell

Please record sweaty rounds and sweaty reps to the whiteboard…

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